– Sterling is like a pet but we made him
– if you keep asking me if you look fat, I’m going to start thinking you are fat
– I can’t empty the dishwasher because of a certain appendage between my legs
– I’m not in the mood to hold Sterling, I just want to look at him
– If there ain’t meat in it, I don’t want it for dinner
and last but not least from last night
– You are 30 years old should you really be watching 90210?
Gotta love him right?